Ahh, this is hysterical.

So I'm damned-if-I-do-damned-if-I-don't, and you are...?

Only four hours left! Pretty spiffy, if I may so myself! I'm curious as to when I'll be waking up tomorrow though, teehee.

Oddly, Neopets got boring.

So now I'm on Newgrounds. Yay for porn games!

Err, I mean ... I'm a minor, porn is icky ...

Well, that's awesome.

I just bought the wrong freaking bottle of Sun Tan Lotion on Neopets.

...Yes, I know I'm a loser, hush.

Things Keeping Mel Awake:
Pre-Existing Insomnia (see last item on list for reference)
The food on the previous list
The Dr. Pepper Mini she's about to open
Neopets and her goal to make her shop bigger and obnoxiouser as the night continues
Her thoughts

This is absolutely freaking crazy.

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